Who We Are
I really can’t tell you that because I’ve been too lazy to write the Bios section yet it would compromise national security. Some claim we’re the mites that live in your eyelashes and that crud in the corner of your eyes when you wake up? We do have to poop someplace.
But that’s just a nasty rumor spread by our detractors. They hate us because we’re beautiful. And they have tons and tons of crud in their eye corners, so why should you listen to them?
Someday, I promise, cross-my-heart-and-hope-you-forget, to get this Bio section done. In the meantime, if you’re just too nosy to wait, feel free to phone me and I’ll answer every question you’ve ever had: 1-555-888-6969.
July 17th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
Most entertaining non-bio ever.
Sincerely, Carl “Reckless superlatives” Smith